Or just to stand on my bookcase and look awesomely cute. I give you: The Discworld!
The Disc itself was a bitch to make, but I kind of just winged it. It turned out wonky and wobbly, mainly because I didn't have any white acrylic yarn similar to the rest of the colours, and had to take some left-over white silk-cotton mix I bought when I just started learning myself to crochet and tried making a scarf.
I never finished the scarf. It ended up being about 40 cm. long and went from 15 cm. wide to 10.
Anyway! Picture! Disc! Tadah!
The BF already suggested I make a Fifth Elephant.. so that it could crash in the middle. I figured a big gray elephant butt would be enough for that, but we'll see. For now, I'll just stick to a nice, clean, void-of-crashed-elephant-Discworld.